Here’s an update.
I am currently finishing the last part of my memoir and have only five sections to finish. Last week, a future intellectual event purchaser approached me and asked “How exactly do you know there are only five sections left in your book”.
I let the marketing department think about it for a few days and they came to the conclusion that there are only five sections left in the book because five is a sexy number and sells the illusion of volume and quasi-culmination, of being near the climax while still waiting for the best stimulus to come.
Thus, having obtained the right information, I turned around to respond to the future intellectual event purchaser only to realize that, it being two days later, the individual was no longer there.
(He probably went home to cry to his labour union mommy.)
So, I came home and wrote this blog entry to make myself feel better.
I hope you feel better, too, as a result.
